seriousjones:

powerburial:

Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes

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human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times


ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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"go talk to ya other hoes"
— a girl in love wit u (via joseguwop)

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful


jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great