• Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-

  • Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you


nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom


otterboxes:

sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes


drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch



greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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h0odrich:

I don’t think my grandma knows what she just did on fb

h0odrich:

I don’t think my grandma knows what she just did on fb

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comingupforblair:

"They’re only fictional characters"

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