unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”


whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit


dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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shytoaster:

when people reblog really good posts but then add really dumb comments

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proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you



ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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sinfulstylinson:

even if one direction has been died out for decades and I’m a middle aged woman with 3 kids about to graduate college and that’s when larry decides to come out I’ll hit up every bitch that ever doubted me for a second and fucking rub it in their face like there’s no tomorrow